Today’s new headline from The Lesotho Times:

Man Killed After Raping Dog

Naturally, this led to a hearty and inappropriate discussion with my co-worker as to whether or not it could be considered rape if the dog consented and whether PEP kits are effective in canines … but then we got back to the office and read the full story, which is actually quite sad. Oof.

And if you think only Lesotho has bizarre headlines, I saw this one on CNN.com this morning: Man Dies After Falling Into Vat of Hot Chocolate.